This is what you get when two mentally instabile individuals are set loose on da intarwebz. We create these images that come to us in our dreams and in our psychotic episodes, we do this for retards, because we understand retards. We like retards. We might even be retards (no, we're not really, though, in a parallel universe there might be retarded versions of us).
We like puppies.
We have been in existence since before the Big Bang. The Big Bang didn't make any sound. It wasn't loud, but it sure was big.
Beelz is an immortal being from the 13th dimension. He loves eating animals, especially when they're tasty.
Ps2K is 18 feet tall and weighs as much as the sun. He likes dancing in the moonlight while sacrificing goats.